i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that
"ew why would u swallow"
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via legit-humour)
(cute person sits near me) (gets nervous) (starts rapping)